Honey I'm Home 

The car won`t start--it`s falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows--got a run in my hose
My fair went flat--man,I hate that(hate that)

Just when I thought things couldn`t get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress--I must confess
This could be worse then PMS

Bridge:
This job ain`t worth the pay
Can`t wait `til the end of the day
Honey,I`m on my way
Hey!Hey!Hey!Hey!

Chorus:
Honey,I`m home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh,by the way
Rub my feet,gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey,I`m back,my head`s killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone--give the dog a bone
Hey!Hey!Honey,I`m home!

I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud `cause it hurt like hell
This job`s a pain--it`s so mundane
It sure don`t stimulate my brain

(Bridge)

(Chorus)

Oh,rub my neck will you

(Chorus)

I`m home,that feels much better